invade myanmar

A dumb idea I want to talk about.

If we are going to invade another country, we should invade the country formerly known as Burma, not Iran. Here are the key reasons why:

it would be easier. the junta in myanmar is incompetent and would be pretty trivial compared to real fighting real terrorists or military powers.

It would fun to hear the call to China for help: "I'm sorry but no one is available to take your call, please leave a message..."

it's a good cause. the junta is a corrupt dictatorship and does nothing to help their people in times of crisis.

it would be good practice for jungle fighting. lots of jungle there. It might make North Korea nervous for a minute.

it would support the cause of Aung San Suu Kyi who is the coolest. she would not support a violent takeover but that's ok.

there might be oil, gold, diamonds or natural gas all over the place in burma, and the junta would not even know, they are so stupid. there could be terrorists there hiding in the hills, even osama. He could be there. we should go look.

major opiate producing country, and source of child prostitutes for thailand. good to stop or slow this down.

it would annoy the Chinese government.

Iran and other countries could relax and focus on extorting trillions of dollars in oil from america instead of worrying about getting invaded. whew! what a relief!

I bet you have some good reasons of your own! I look forward to them...