Jittery Bostonians cash in on marketing ploy

You can make a lot of money by being paranoid. This link shows you how.

I see weird and scary shit all the time that looks like terrorist weaponry. I think the United State Government is a terrorist weapon. Where is my $2 mill settlement!? I wanna stick it to the man! Where do these marketing people get off trying to manipulate us? That is so Unamerican. But over-reacting to dumb shit like this is very American. Go America! There is no "I" in Team America! But I digress...